I'm jealous of your bromance
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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