I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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