kristin has been a bad kristin
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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