I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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