David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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