I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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