There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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