OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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