That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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