Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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