I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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