I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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