I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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