Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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