wrigley field is MILF paradise
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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