Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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