White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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