So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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