My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
White coat. Heels.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
