Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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