...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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