How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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