Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I am available for nakedness
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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