god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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