question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
COCAINE IS GR8
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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