Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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