she smelled like a LAN party
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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