At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
