It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
