Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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