haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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