Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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