what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
