She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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