she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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