come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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