i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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