Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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