is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
operation have a gay friend backfired
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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