u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Randomize