well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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