She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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