They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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