My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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