pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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