Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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