I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
