I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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