I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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