Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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