I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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