Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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