This dress was meant to end up on your floor
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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